The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from September 30 to October 6
- Aries
- calf
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- Libra
- Scorpio
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Mid-autumn - you can go crazy. Or you can get off the road - look how many trucks lined up on the sidelines due to unplanned repairs to the track. Or maybe it was all done on purpose, who will disassemble them there. But let's not be distracted and let's go further - an amazing week awaits us. Car stars even armed themselves with binoculars to watch who wins - drivers, traffic cops or peaceful bipedal creatures. But the one who is stronger will remain right. Who is the strongest on the road? The answer is obvious - our dear State Traffic Inspectorate, or whatever the patrol is now officially called. And we are not afraid if we see guys in raccoon costumes - they celebrate World Smile Day. Maybe it’s true, everything will become brighter.
Auto horoscope from September 30 to October 6
Aries
Aries, the swing of the wand penetrated your soul, but the driver did not break anything. Oh, dear patrolman, quickly forgive us, please let us into the garage, beloved. No, I won't let you in - the traffic cop answers and takes out a bunch of some papers. It is pointless to be offended by the law enforcement officer - you can bear it. But then, when you leave the zone of visibility of the post, as you explode 170 - yes, even the autumn wind will not keep up with you. In general, this week will be interesting. Just give those beautiful women with flowers a ride - these are the teachers coming back from the holiday. Everyone celebrates Teacher's Day - good and polite passengers, if only all fellow travelers were like that (but don't tell them about your old school successes, otherwise you never know).
Calf
Taurus, the drivers of your sign on these autumn days will become sociable and friendly. You get along with the traffic cops and don't quarrel with pedestrians. It remains to make friends with the guys from the repair shop - they will definitely come in handy. But remember about the reciprocal service and, probably, not about one - either take someone somewhere, then pick it up from somewhere, then carry things, then deliver the last harvest from the dacha. It is unlikely that your machine will be happy with such trips. The iron horse wants space, wind and speed, and it is desirable to have a full tank of gasoline. Just don’t bring those zapoloshny kids with documents. It is the insurers who celebrate their holiday - as they sit down with their offers, do not get out.
Twins
Gemini, maybe you sprayed someone in vain, the pedestrian is not to blame for anything, it is better to apologize to you right away, friends, turn it over a little bit back. Or watch out for puddles - there is a lot of this stuff in autumn, and two-legged ones suffer from the carelessness of drivers. Look, what a beauty in a white coat is stomping, and a chauffeur from Zhiguli has already laid eyes on her - you have specks on you for an elegant outfit! But this is so, a warning just in case, the stars know that you drive very carefully. By the way, do not refuse to give a lift to retirees - they are funny and talkative this week. Everyone celebrates the Day of the Elderly. Maybe your iron horse is related to the holiday, or is it still considered a young foal ?!
Cancer
Cancers, the car feels pretty good these autumn days, but the stars recommend to make the route so that the path lies through the car service. Let the skillful and handy guys play a little bit on your engine - some minor problems may arise. Well, now the positive news from the automotive press - a great and eventful week awaits you. The drivers of your sign will not have to conduct long conversations with the traffic cops, and the matter will be limited only to checking the documents. And don't be surprised if a greeting card is thrown through the window. The postcard has a birthday - the old lady turns 150 years old. If only the purse is not taken from the seat along the way - you really do not scatter money with documents around the cabin.
A lion
Lions, you can hear a voice walking from the roadside, someone plaintively shouts to you: let it go. The traffic light has broken down and people don't know how to get to the other side. Hmmm, and that happens on our paths. Although there are chauffeurs who ignore traffic signals - look, fly, and even don't look around. Eh, what kind of punishment would these reckless drivers come up with? Maybe they should be deprived of their rights for about a hundred years ?! The drivers of your sign are not like that and always let pedestrians pass - and they are happy, like there was one, and already the crowd came running, and everyone rushed along the zebra crossing. If you are used to snacking on sandwiches with sausage on the road, then do not change your habit - in the cafe they sell nothing except salad. Everyone is celebrating Vegetarian Day.
Virgo
Virgo, what did you find so interesting under the hood - you have been looking there for ten minutes. Well, the battery, well, candles and a bunch of incomprehensible devices. Although you probably know all the names and know how and what works there. The stars do not represent what information the locksmith has - after all, they do not even see the breakdown, and according to the description they can make a diagnosis. Oh, and smart guys, that's who needs to raise their salaries. But we are not talking about salaries and prices - the horoscope for this autumn week will delight many drivers of your sign, and the road will be relatively smooth, and the travels will be calm. And do not rush to block the doors if the guys with the shields are slowing you down. This is the riot police, and now they have a professional holiday.
Libra
Scales, standing on the roads, in dark blue uniforms, and by their wands we can immediately recognize them. Of course, they are real strength, but we will not be afraid of them, we just need to say. But we don't care, we didn't break the rules, so you can slow down, we know our rights. But do not discuss much with the traffic cops - most of them are quite good guys, but sometimes not very polite guys come across (however, both among pedestrians and among drivers). By the way, on these autumn days it is better to drive less often and spend more time in the garage, especially on October Saturday. Everyone celebrates the Day of Jonah and Phoca (Deciduous) - the leaves go crazy and fly around with incredible speed. They will also fly into the salon - it is beautiful, but you will be tortured to clean.
Scorpio
Scorpions, I wonder how many cars are registered and how many of them are foreign and local cars ?! Well, this is so, a rhetorical question - it is clear that there should be more foreign cars. And in general, drivers are not interested in numbers - if only the wheelbarrow obeys and does not break, and where it was collected, this is a secondary matter. But sometimes it seems that an iron horse flew in from space - all so unusual and a little harmful. You really try to find a common language with her - a lot of roads are expected these autumn days. And do not turn on the receiver loudly, standing in a traffic jam - all radio stations celebrate the International Day of Music, and drivers have to listen to symphonies, pop music, and chanson - and at the same time.
Sagittarius
Archers, a cute traffic cop whistling something, hundreds of cars in one traffic jam. Exhaust pipes, fragrant aromas - this is the very hell of a driver. What is it now - since you are caught in another autumn jam, then bear with it. But don't waste your time and have a conversation with your restless and nervous passengers. Tell us that you don’t need to pull the belt so violently in order to buckle up, you don’t need to touch the driver's shoulder if you need to ask something, and most importantly, you don’t need to show your tongue to pedestrians - they will suddenly accelerate, catch up and also show your tongue. And you yourself go to the Internet and write letters - and you will chat with your chauffeur friends, and celebrate your e-mail birthday.
Capricorn
Capricorns, a little more, and you will have to turn on the stove - it gets chilly in the cabin, out there, the passengers are already taking out their sheepskin coats and pulling their hats over their ears. Even the windows are not asked to be opened and they tolerate the smell of freshener, which for some reason they do not like.Look, business people, maybe they need the aroma of fresh coffee or the smell of grass after the rain. In general, it is pleasant to drive these autumn days - you will drive yourself, look at the yellow-red or bald trees, look at chilled pedestrians and sad traffic cops. In fact, the patrol guys are not sad, but brooding. Probably, they celebrate the Day of Criminal Investigation Officers and dream of changing their profession - it is more interesting to be in the UGRO than to stand on the roads.
Aquarius
Aquarians, again at rush hour, are stuck in a traffic jam, and they can't even drink coffee. And the passenger will say timidly: will you let me steer? Of course, what are the problems, here is the steering wheel, and the rights, and the garage for you can be rewritten, why waste time on trifles. There are such people - they think that if you know how to drive, then they will cope with this difficult task. Although, you can allow five minutes to ride, well, somewhere along a country lane. Only without bumps so that the suspension does not suffer. And if pumped up guys stop you and ask for a ride, don't give up right away. The guys celebrate the All-Russian Day of Power Sports Athletes and just want to get to the gym (maybe they will invite you to the competition).
Fish
Fish, you wave at me again, again I see in the window, your sad silhouette, the traffic cop. But I will touch the glass with my hand, and your image does not disappear - it is quite real and even well-fed. It's autumn, and representatives of a dangerous profession are working tirelessly (in the literal sense - everything is waving and waving). Okay, let's go, you better take a look at the panel - something is flashing, do you really need to steer again to refuel, how much is possible, no money will be enough. When you fill up, go watch the fireworks. How, haven't you heard that everyone is celebrating Internet Day in Russia (although the fireworks will probably be virtual)? In general, the iron horse does not like crowds of people - she and you are good.
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