The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from August 28 to September 3
- Aries
- calf
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- Libra
- Scorpio
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
On these summer and autumn days, many new and fun routes await us, and the stars promise that the drivers will not get bored. Road conditions, as always, leave much to be desired, but were the drivers stopped by such trifles? In general, we hold on to the steering wheel more tightly and travel in first class - with comfort and pleasure. The main thing is not to be surprised at anything, especially at the beginning of the week - all traffic cops will dress up in Mephistopheles and will run along the tracks, singing about people who are dying for metal. Although Goethe's birthday could have been celebrated in some other way (for example, just drawing pretty devils on the pavement).
Auto horoscope from August 28 to September 3
Aries
Aries, this week you will be proud of your car - the most comfortable and roomy cars will not be compared with your iron horse. A four-wheeled girlfriend happily rides off-road and even manages to take barriers - it's a pity that there are no prizes for good driving in these August and September days. If in a traffic jam you meet guys on rare motorcycles, shake their hands - they have a holiday today. More than a hundred years ago, a clever German patented the first motorcycle, although this vehicle was skeptically called a bone crusher. You can also invent something, but for this you need to go to the garage - there are a lot of pieces of iron and all sorts of things.
Calf
Taurus, a spacious interior, comfortable chairs, and a reliable engine - the car can improve the life of the owner. But you really try and thank your iron horse - this summer-autumn week the car wants to go on a journey along a new highway. Next to the nodding dog on the panel, you can place a figurine of a cat - and please the passengers, and celebrate the Orthodox day of the veterinarian. True, your car also considers itself a living creature, and this holiday is not an empty phrase for it - signal all the animals that meet on the way. The main thing is that the cat, bird, dog and cow creatures do not take it into their heads to ride with you - you will have to wash the seats.
Twins
Gemini, it's great to drive when comfort doesn't depend on the quality of the roads - the stars agree with this statement, but a lot depends on the condition of the car. You adore your iron girlfriend, so she rolls around like a wind-up - she never sneezes or coughs. But if in the last days of August the wheelbarrow will rush along the tracks without wrangling, then in early September difficulties are possible. Either harmful traffic cops, or restless passengers - wouldn't it be better to leave the car in the garage and take the tram? No traffic jams, no patrolmen - only an affectionate conductor and nice fellow travelers. And if you meet old women, congratulate them on the first day of autumn and Fyokla Beetroot - women will be pleased.
Cancer
Raki, you won't have to take it back this week - your faithful four-wheeled friend flies along the tracks and does not notice obstacles. Lumps of dirt bounce off the wheels merrily, and the brown spray sticks happily to the clean, shiny bumper. But do not be overconfident when meeting with traffic cops - they are angry and unyielding at the end of August. But at the beginning of September, the patrol guys seem to be substituted - they stand for themselves, smile and sing school songs. They would have a knapsack and a white bow on top of their heads instead of a cap - and at least give them back to first grade. Men from the traffic police and the role of teachers will cope well - look how dashingly they wave wands like striped pointers.
A lion
Lions, this summer-autumn week on the tracks you can meet the gentlemen of the roads - and the place will give way, and will not cut, and even in traffic jams will not honk. Maybe this is an innate politeness, or the chauffeur was recently handed over to the driver's license, so they show their consciousness and good breeding. And you don't need to show anything - everything is written on the iron muzzle of your girlfriend. When you meet old women with late tomatoes, do not enter into discussions with them - all of a sudden they are Spanish grandmothers, and they have a festival called "Battle of Tomatoes" at the end of August, and everyone cheerfully throws vegetables at each other (although some botanists call tomatoes berries) ... And portraying Signor Tomato at the wheel is somehow undignified.
Virgo
Virgo, if you come across strange, timid and insecure drivers this week, give them a book with traffic rules. At the end of summer, they celebrate the day on which they introduced correspondence education - probably the poor chauffeurs learned to ride a toy car, without a steering wheel, without pedals and without a road. But in general, the road situation on these August and September days will be ideal - the eyes of the car, that is, the headlights, shine as if they were rubbed with phosphorus, and in any traffic jam a cheerful iron horse begins to purr and dance. If only the rest of the cars are not infected, otherwise they will arrange a disco, and the drivers will have to work as DJs.
Libra
Libra, this week everything is wonderful, but harmful meteorologists scare drivers and pedestrians with rains and cold snaps. It's all the same to a typewriter, but you are not laughing - driving behind the wheel wrapped in a warm blanket is somehow uncomfortable, so turn on the heating. And disembark the aching passengers right in the middle of the road - nothing, they will not get lost, let them think next time before scolding such wonderful chauffeurs as you. If you get tired of jumping on local bumps, go to a wonderful town in the southern part of Cyprus. There, at the end of August, they organize a wine festival, the main thing is to hire a sober driver who cannot be tempted by a free treat (but ask permission from your iron girlfriend).
Scorpio
Scorpios, this road week is going to be a busy one with buses, tractors, motorcycles and bicycles everywhere. But on the last day of summer, the tracks were empty and sad - probably the drivers decided to celebrate a folk holiday called Flor and Laurus. On this day, it is not recommended to give work to horses - they are cleaned, fed and cherished. But cars are also horses, albeit made of iron - let them stand in the garage once a week, clean and comfortable. If you decide to wash the car, go to some village friend. It’s easier to do this there, and you can even get a job on the bank of a river. But it is better to pour dirty water into a ditch, otherwise the local guys will arrange a real headwash.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the holidays this week will end not only for the kids - the drivers will also have more work. And the traffic cops have a real blockage in general - fine that one, spare this one, and so on, according to the plan. But you steer slowly, and do not be distracted by these little things - your car has its own script, and you will have to obey the desires of a capricious friend. But it's better not to go far from the city - on the weekend our valiant police celebrate a holiday, and literally under every bush there are cars with the letters PPS. In general, on the day of the patrol service, it is advisable to sit quietly in the garage with friends, and they will follow the order on the streets and in the forests without us.
Capricorn
Capricorns, adjust seats, wipe glass and change covers - this week your car dreams of being sporty. But on the roads in these August and September days, it is not necessary to set records - leave the fun races to the professionals. When you drive past roadside cafes, do not be tempted by fried pies with onions, eggs and cabbage - the machine does not like it when the owner's stomach growls after an incomprehensible meal.Better go to the woods and collect honey mushrooms (they are still found somewhere), and at home celebrate Samoilov's day and fry mushrooms with delicious potatoes. Do not forget to please the car and sing the driver's anthem before going to bed (you can think of the words yourself).
Aquarius
Aquarians, a real driver feels comfortable in a cool car, in the saddle of a bicycle, and even on a scooter. You are just one of these lucky ones and you smile even in hopeless traffic jams. Just do not pay attention to the drivers who look at you with bewilderment and fear, they say, what can you be happy about when the traffic jam stretches for tens of kilometers? Twist the receiver and find a song about Vologda - the Pesnyary ensemble has a birthday at the beginning of autumn, and there will certainly be folklore fans among motorists. But don't turn on the song about birch sap loudly - you never know, suddenly someone is tormented by thirst after an active trip.
Fish
Fish, someone rushes to Subaru, someone dashingly rushes on a Mustang, and even if you get a Zaporozhets behind the wheel, you will overtake any Schumacher. Keep it up - the stars are cheering and promising that this summer-autumn week will be happy, especially for those who are driving. But by the weekend, mostly Porsche cars will remain on the road. Everything is very clear here - Ferdinard Porsche fans are celebrating his birthday. This German designer and genius of mechanical engineering has not been with us for a long time, but if it were not for him, they would probably still ride horses and stop by gas stations to buy fresh oats and tasty hay. By the way, have you already worried about the treat for the iron girlfriend?
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